This guy has two fingers up. I only used one finger.
Today I was driving around, running errands. Most of the day, I was wondering if it was a full moon, because people were doing all sorts of strange things. Lo and behold, someone pulls in front of me and drives *really* slow. She cheerfully waved at me. I cheerfully waved back. With one finger. Under my dashboard (you just don’t know who has a gun in their glovebox). Under my breath, I muttered something about “hooptie” and smiled. Thank you, Mrs. Hyde, for resurrecting “hooptie” in my vocabulary. The other drivers were probably wondering why I was smiling while in rush hour traffic.